"Security is having naturally curly hair."

roxygen:

• Hot Khaleeji males spend a lot of time kissing babies.
• Palestinians strike valiant poses with their flag.
• The capital of Morocco seems to be Chefchaouen and the currency is tea.
• Egyptians are revolutionary.
• Lebanese women wear crazy eye makeup.
• There is one woman in Jordan and her name is Queen Rania.

(via browneyedarab)

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via beaversandcupcakes)

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via the-mumbler)

Never realized how weird I’ve gotten over the past couple years. 

the-mumbler:

Boys with two dimples.